David Hume commented on Would you be surprised if, at 4:56 PM on Dec 4 I wouldn't even c*m in your face." After which he sprayed her with his water bottle No I wouldn't grind my shoes in Eddie Murhpy's couch. Yah i remember grinding my shoes in Eddies couch. more » [deadspin]

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formerly Chief Wahoo commented on Would you be surprised if, at 4:46 PM on Dec 4 That's almost a word-for-word quote of what I said to Sister Mary in church last Sunday. more » [deadspin]

Juancho commented on Keri Russell Graduates: It's, at 4:41 PM on Dec 4 At least she wasn't spitting up water. more » [defamer]

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten commented on Jamboroo, Week 14. Featuring Enhanced TV Graphics, The Hollywood Knights, Anthrax, And The TPIR Mountain Climber, at 4:21 PM on Dec 4 Somewhere in the closet of my old bedroom at my parent's house sits a copy of the Harvey Danger album with Flagpole Sitta on it. Sugar Ray is fuckin SRV compared to that. Also, oar sucks and I will never pronounce it "oh aye are"...ever. more » [deadspin]