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Private Hangnail commented on Pop Star Suddenly Realizes She Has The Ability To Will Her Deepest Desires Into Existence, at 4:30 PM on Dec 2 The Stripper Wondered For a Moment Just How the Hell She Was to Fit in That Thing. more » [gawker]

Private Hangnail commented on What Michael Phelps' Thanksgiving Bender Means For His Future, at 6:49 AM on Dec 2 The ghosts of Elvis Presley and Marlon Brando emerge from the pool... more » [gawker]

Private Hangnail commented on Oh, Plaxico, at 5:08 PM on Dec 1 More stupid might be that he left the size sticker on that hoodie he's wearing. more » [gawker]

Private Hangnail commented on Ancient Pre-Internet LOLcat Discovered, at 12:22 PM on Dec 1 You look at the basic illiteracy of LOLcats these days and it just makes you wonder what's going on in our feline education system. more » [gawker]

Private Hangnail commented on Britney Spears Haunted By T-Shirt Ghost, at 3:21 PM on Nov 30 Sam Lutfi, Confident in his Soul Man Costume, Inches Closer to the Star. more » [gawker]

Private Hangnail commented on Which Arab Leader Just Broke Up With Paris Hilton?, at 1:33 PM on Nov 30 I think that's Bob Hoskins, wearing an Amish beard and condemning the decadent West. more » [gawker]

Private Hangnail commented on Julia Allison's Existential Thanksgiving Crisis, at 1:19 PM on Nov 30 I'd appreciate this more is she were to study HVAC repair. more » [gawker]

Private Hangnail commented on Retail Hell: That Was Easy, at 11:56 PM on Nov 29 Okay kids. more » [gawker]

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Private Hangnail is is enjoying Helen Gurley Brown's hot buttered rum.

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scroll_lock on Nov 20, 2008

Also, regarding your refrigerator question:I guess I've been doing it wrong, having kept myself in the fridge while the wine runs amok.

scroll_lock on Nov 20, 2008

I am very much enjoying the mental image of you signing on Gawker while three sheets to the wind and staggering around the keyboard only to find some bastard unfollowed you. I hate it when people do that! I believe there should be an exit interview at least.

Private Hangnail on Nov 18, 2008

All right, which one of you bastards unfollowed me? Confess!

scroll_lock on Nov 7, 2008

HA! Biscuit! Yes, I got quite a kick out of irking the hell out of him yesterday. My favorite is that even as he swore 18 times he was leaving G for good, he was all over the other threads. BTW I haven't bumped into you much lately, glad to see you again!

Sarcastro on Oct 15, 2008

We could just siphon gas from someone's Hummer when we get there.

Houston, you have a big muthafuckin' problem.

scroll_lock on Oct 7, 2008

The cigarette thread reminded me of one of my favorite comments of yours- it was on the ScarJo thread and you said something like "Elton John rubbed himself up against me while I smoked a clove cigarette and stared off into the distance."

hamburgerhotdog on Sep 15, 2008

I just figured out you meant from my wish list. I'll have to replace it with a box of hamburger helper.

hamburgerhotdog on Sep 15, 2008

First the financial markets tumble, then America's vital supply of gravy is dangerously low, further straining our dependence on foriegn gravies. These are indeed hard times.

(that message was meant for me, I think?)

scroll_lock on Sep 15, 2008

Hi Hangnail! I was on vacation for a week and I was jonesing for some Gawker comments! I must do some stretches now so I don't pull a hammy when I start back in on the threads. Sorry you had to opine on Paul Lynde without me, I always had my suspicions about his grandma.

Weegee's bored on Sep 13, 2008

Thnks. I was wondering what happened to me too.

Jenniferhdaniel on Sep 11, 2008

Thanks.

I make you muff cookie anytime.

WOW. That came out really wrong. And awesome.

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