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Colonel Mustard commented on Demeaning Gay Stereotype Exercises Next To Hottest President Ever, at 6:36 PM on Dec 2 I once pretended to be thinking about buying soup just so I could stand a little closer to Alfred Molina at the grocery store, so I know exactly what he's going through. more » [gawker]

Colonel Mustard commented on Crazy Internet Person: World To Explode In Obama's First Term!, at 5:31 PM on Dec 2 I'll bet they get KNIVES by the end of his first term too! more » [gawker]

Colonel Mustard commented on Pop Star Suddenly Realizes She Has The Ability To Will Her Deepest Desires Into Existence, at 3:55 PM on Dec 2 "Oh, THAT'S what happened to my clown pants!" more » [gawker]

Colonel Mustard commented on Was Nick Kristof's Wife a Goldman Sachs Layoff Victim?, at 3:28 PM on Dec 2 Thankfully, with all her past experience she can probably just go right back into the lucrative and booming field of print journalism! Oh. more » [gawker]

Colonel Mustard commented on No Magic 60 For Dems, at 3:17 PM on Dec 2 We got rid of Ted Stevens — isn't that enough? more » [gawker]

Colonel Mustard commented on Australia Can't Even Do Well In Australia, at 1:34 PM on Dec 2 Maybe if they'd called it No Country For Old British Criminals it would have done better. more » [gawker]

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Un Chien Andalou on Nov 14, 2008

Anothe awesome comment Mustardio!
All the best,

Chien


MaelstromInTheMiddle on Oct 20, 2008

Congrats on the commie, Colonel. Well deserved.


katastic on Oct 10, 2008

Oh my God re: Palin's "freedom of the press is a privilege and not a right". You just sent shivers of horror down my back.


veganrampage2 on Sep 27, 2008

"homunculus"- you bring joy into my personal circle of hell, and that's why we luv youse.
From Falon and the clowder of 8 that's right 8 MF cats!(spayed/neutered of course)


Aaron Altman on Sep 15, 2008

Fair enough. Love ya, bud. :-)


Helman on Sep 10, 2008

Home is where I want to be
Pick me up and turn me round
I feel numb - born with a weak heart
I guess I must be having fun
The less we say about it the better
Make it up as we go along
Feet on the ground
Head in the sky
It's ok I know nothing's wrong . . nothing

Hi yo I got plenty of time
Hi yo you got light in your eyes
And you're standing here beside me
I love the passing of time
Never for money
Always for love
Cover up and say goodnight . . . say goodnight

Home - is where I want to be
But I guess I'm already there
I come home - she lifted up her wings
Guess that this must be the place
I can't tell one from another
Did I find you, or you find me?
There was a time Before we were born
If someone asks, this is where I'll be . . . where I'll be

Hi yo We drift in and out
Hi yo sing into my mouth
Out of all those kinds of people
You got a face with a view
I'm just an animal looking for a home
Share the same space for a minute or two
And you love me till my heart stops
Love me till I'm dead
Eyes that light up, eyes look through you
Cover up the blank spots
Hit me on the head Ah ooh


bernann m. on Sep 10, 2008

YOUR RUBBER AND IM GLUE

BUT YOU STINK AND YOU KNOW IT TOO


bernann m. on Sep 10, 2008

COLONEL MUSTARD IS LIKE ANCHOVIES: NOBODY LIKES HIM!!!



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