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Aaron Heilman's Bailout Plan on Oct 18, 2008
Haha, thank god it's not me. Funniest pic I could find of Aaron Heilman at the time, although I just found a funnier one
RovingTurtle on Aug 4, 2008
I know this is like 8 years later... but you bring up a good point, I didn't even notice he wasn't drenched in that picture -- during my formative years, I thought something was wrong with me because Ewing would be sweating buckets during warm ups, and I didn't sweat a drop until I was like 22
Master of Karate and Friendship on Jun 23, 2008
Yes indeed...
Hi I'm Giuseppe Franco. I don't own this Deadspin Commenting Account. I don't anything about it.
The Sports Hernia on Jun 20, 2008
"You could have replaced all of the Euro draftees' pictures with random shots from a sex crime registry and no one would know the difference."
Love it.
josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you on May 30, 2008
Comment of the Fortnite, my friend. That album still slays me, even after eight years... "Kim" is the best Dillinger Escape Plan song, ever. (At least, when I think what a song from a band called Dillinger Escape Plan should sound like, I think "Kim".)
futuremrsrickankiel on Mar 19, 2008
And I quote your Deadspin profile:
Doyle McPoyle has no friends.
Bwahahahaha!
Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! on Dec 20, 2007
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Doyle McPoyle commented on Introducing the Deadspin Customer Service Hotline, at 4:14 PM on Dec 2
Unfortunately, sports knowledge of the Customer Service Hotline is strictly limited to cricket (and soon, the Pirates!).
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Doyle McPoyle commented on Afternoon Blogdome: Hack The Shaq You're With, at 3:56 PM on Dec 2
Much less popular is the authentic-smell Patrick Ewing.
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Doyle McPoyle commented on Sean Avery would like everyone, at 3:50 PM on Dec 2
I hope he injects how he thinks his ex-girlfriend is a slut into every conversation he has.
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Doyle McPoyle commented on "Operation Shutdown" (Still) Proceeding As Planned, at 3:09 PM on Dec 2
I mean, the beard is nice and all, but these are the things that happen when you join the nWo.
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Doyle McPoyle commented on It's never too early to start, at 1:47 PM on Dec 2
I guess a meteor does mathematically have a better chance of striking if the contest is played twice.
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Doyle McPoyle commented on Jon Stewart Reports That Sweatpants Do Not Make A Good Holster, at 1:28 PM on Dec 2
How delightfully droll.
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Doyle McPoyle commented on Actual item found on the UT-Austin, at 1:08 PM on Dec 2
The officer noted that the subject's eyes were bloodshot and glassy.
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Doyle McPoyle commented on Newspapers Are Revelant And Helpful, Particularly If You Like Ike, at 12:38 PM on Dec 2
"A 4-step plan to turn the Lions around."
I know everyone's shit is emotional right now...
And newspapers can't die.
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Doyle McPoyle commented on Breaking!: Plaxico Burress May Have A Sore Leg, at 12:19 PM on Dec 2
If you're rocking a sweater like that, you better have a gun on you.
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