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J-No on Sep 30, 2008
Thanks, I am really trying to keep it cool for this round of the playoffs. I can't get my heart broken again.
Metschick on Sep 19, 2008
I miss Wags. Sure he wasn't Mr. Dependable, but dammit, this next stretch of 10 games is gonna tax the shit out of the bullpen.
Metschick on Sep 9, 2008
I'm a little ambivalent about the Mets bullpen sans Wags. On the one hand, he is a good closer and I'm not a fan of the closer by committee. On the other hand, Wags has an uncanny knack of blowing up in a big spot. Not fun. Guess we'll just have to wait and see...
Metschick on Sep 3, 2008
I see you got it. :) sorry for taking so long to respond. Was off in Florida.
Shorty on Jun 26, 2008
bummer...so, I take it that you are not a Giants fan(or does the super bowl count as last year)? Jets, I presume?
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FirstDerivative commented on Lenny Dykstra Never Disappoints In Interviews, at 10:27 AM on Nov 25
That's my f--in' spittoon money, bro," he told the New York Post
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FirstDerivative commented on Rob Iracane Abdicates the Throne, at 3:50 PM on Nov 24
Iracane was drafted 2 in my fantasy Gawker draft last year.
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FirstDerivative commented on Tim McCarver Needs A New Broker, at 12:02 PM on Nov 24
That's what you get for listening to an animated robot for investment advice.
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FirstDerivative commented on The Jets Fly High Over the Titans, at 5:05 PM on Nov 23
Is it ok to ask a fantasy question in this football thread or will I get banned?
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FirstDerivative commented on Some Sweet, Sweet Charlie Weis Love, And Other Unconventional Sports Crushes, at 4:41 PM on Nov 21
How bout overweight guys that dress like 90s American Gladiators? Good thing I'm taken I guess.
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FirstDerivative commented on Mississippi High School Football Game Goes All The Way To State Supreme Court, at 4:34 PM on Nov 21
It's just another chapter in the War of Walnut Aggression.
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FirstDerivative commented on Shocking New Evidence In The Natalie Nelson/USC Song Girl Investigation, at 1:46 PM on Nov 18
I'll say it, that Big Mac definitely had some special sauce later.
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FirstDerivative commented on Jim Leyritz Will Soldier On Somehow, at 11:46 AM on Nov 18
Marshawn Lynch reads this and chuckles to himself.
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FirstDerivative commented on Kids are now learning mixed, at 11:27 AM on Nov 18
I guess guys who pain their fingernails pink won't be beat up anymore.
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FirstDerivative commented on Charles Barkley Unleashed: It's Not Gambling If You're Drunk, at 10:56 AM on Nov 18
I've tried using that, "It doesn't count if you're drunk line." - Doesn't work.
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