SuperUnison commented on Ivy League Prof Sues Students For Being Mean to Her, at 2:10 PM on Apr 29 I would totally lay money that she smokes to keep herself from turning into a full-on fatty. more » [gawker]

SuperUnison commented on Aww, Jeremiah Wright Isn't Doing Whatever Barry Asks Him To Do! What a Jerk!, at 11:17 PM on Apr 28 People have short memories. more » [wonkette]

SuperUnison commented on Tom Cruise's Fling With Cher Ends Gay Talk, at 8:47 PM on Apr 28 Guess he fell into her "danger zone" (so out of good jokes) more » [gawker]

SuperUnison commented on Whitney Houston May Not Be Ready To Come Back, at 8:44 PM on Apr 28 This is what happens when you don't have an embarassing crackhead around. more » [idolator]

SuperUnison commented on Sly Ashley Alexandra Dupre Sues 'Girls Gone Wild' For $10 Million, at 8:38 PM on Apr 28 @jagorev: I'd like to show her MY swiftboat, I totally have a Wii and a plasma... more » [wonkette]

SuperUnison commented on What Happens to Brains Experiencing "One of the Most Potent Hallucinogens Known", at 7:02 PM on Apr 28 Haven't tried it, but (of several friends) only one friend says that it's fun. more » [io9]

SuperUnison commented on East Germany's Buried Cyborg Army, at 6:57 PM on Apr 28 This needs to exist. more » [io9]

SuperUnison commented on Catholic Church Condemns American Mayor Giuliani!, at 6:26 PM on Apr 28 Making fun of this shit is the closest I will ever get to playing fantasy baseball. more » [wonkette]

SuperUnison commented on McCain Flirted With Topless Hannah Montana 'Tween!, at 6:19 PM on Apr 28 He needs to feast on the blood of young trollops, otherwise he can't get angry enough to choke his acquaintances. more » [wonkette]

SuperUnison commented on Blind Item! Which Indie Rocker Made The Mistake Of Screwing A Times Writer?, at 4:53 PM on Apr 28 That was depressing. more » [idolator]