if_i_only_had_a_heart commented on Fancy Colleges Hocking Their Diamond-Ring Endowments, at 11:25 AM on Nov 26 parents pay the bills, except when they don't more » [gawker]

if_i_only_had_a_heart commented on Barbara Bush Hospitalized, at 10:46 AM on Nov 26 she's supposedly a vicious nasty bitch ... more » [gawker]

if_i_only_had_a_heart commented on The War on Thanksgiving!, at 5:20 PM on Nov 25 my kid is in kidergarten and there has been a nonstop outpouring of pilgrim & indian art projects ... more » [gawker]

if_i_only_had_a_heart commented on The War on Thanksgiving!, at 5:18 PM on Nov 25 500 years of genocide! more » [gawker]

if_i_only_had_a_heart commented on Entire World Insolvent Soon, at 8:57 AM on Nov 24 lawyers guns and money, and a bagel with lox and cream cheese, please more » [gawker]

if_i_only_had_a_heart commented on Jennifer Aniston Is The Only One Allowed To Stare At Her, at 12:34 PM on Nov 23 how? here's how -- she said it herself ... more » [gawker]

if_i_only_had_a_heart commented on The Fun, Sexy Guys Who Would Save The Economy, at 12:18 PM on Nov 23 fucking cool fucking fucking smart people running the fucking country for a fucking change? fucking a more » [gawker]

if_i_only_had_a_heart commented on Jennifer Aniston Is The Only One Allowed To Stare At Her, at 12:17 PM on Nov 23 if i sell my image, which has value because of my massive exposure, that's ok. if u sell my image, which has value because of my massive exposure, that's not ok is this a great country or what more » [gawker]

if_i_only_had_a_heart commented on Gail Collins Writes The Worst Op-Ed of 2008, at 2:52 PM on Nov 22 most banal column in the history of the op-ed genre? i see a contest here ... more » [gawker]